Luka Dončić is gone…
In an unprecedented turn of events, NBA superstar Luka Dončić has announced his departure from basketball to pursue a career in Quidditch, the magical sport popularized by the Harry Potter series. Dončić, known for his incredible skills on the court, shocked fans during a press conference where he appeared in a full Gryffindor robe, complete with a Nimbus 2000 broomstick.
“I’ve always been a fan of magic, and playing Quidditch has been a dream of mine since childhood,” said Dončić, who will reportedly join the London team, the Wimbledon’s Wands. The team’s coach expressed excitement about having a player of Dončić’s caliber, noting his ability to fly and shoot while riding a broomstick would revolutionize the sport.
NBA fans have taken to social media in disbelief, with many expressing concerns that Dončić’s departure will severely impact the Dallas Mavericks’ season. Others, however, are supportive, praising him for following his dreams. “A true legend follows his heart,” one fan tweeted.
Sources close to Dončić say that he intends to leave all past basketball commitments behind and fully immerse himself in the Quidditch world, with plans to compete in the Quidditch World Cup next summer. The NBA has yet to comment on the situation.
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