In what fans are calling the most shocking sports decision of the decade, NBA officials have allegedly handed Milwaukee Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo an indefinite ban for a reason that has left the internet in disbelief: being too dominant on the court.
Sources close to the league say the decision came after Giannis put up a 72-point, 28-rebound, 14-assist game during a casual Tuesday night matchup, breaking not only records — but also the spirits of every player on the opposing team.
“It’s just not fair,” said one anonymous NBA veteran. “He euro-stepped past me so fast, I thought I blacked out.”
The ban, which some insiders are calling the “Giannis Rule,” is reportedly being considered to “preserve league balance and give other teams a chance.”
Fans React
The news broke social media faster than a Giannis fastbreak.
- “Ban the refs, not the Greek Freak!” one angry fan tweeted.
- Another posted, “This man carried Milwaukee on his back for years and now he’s being punished for it???”
- ESPN analyst Stephen A. Smith allegedly screamed for 45 minutes straight on live television.
What’s Next for Giannis?
While the ban is obviously fake and completely ridiculous, Giannis responded in typical humble fashion:
“I just want to play basketball, drink smoothies, and watch anime,” he said during a fictional press conference.
Some have speculated that Giannis might take his talents to WWE, NASA, or even run for Prime Minister of Greece, depending on how long this imaginary suspension lasts.
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