GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS UNDER FIRE: The Golden state Warriors National Basketball Association team has been suspended for participating in all NBA activities due to head coach Steve Kerr and Stephen Curry failure to….. see more

GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS UNDER FIRE: NBA Suspends Entire Franchise Over Bizarre Violation

In an unprecedented move, the National Basketball Association (NBA) has suspended the Golden State Warriors from participating in all league-related activities for the remainder of the season. The decision comes amid an investigation into allegations involving head coach Steve Kerr and star point guard Stephen Curry.

Sources inside the league revealed that Kerr and Curry “failed to submit their official Fantasy Basketball rosters” for the 2024–2025 NBA Celebrity League — a promotional tournament featuring players, coaches, and celebrities. According to the league’s bylaws, participation in the Celebrity League is “technically optional,” but “strongly encouraged and heavily monitored by Adam Silver himself.”

Things took a turn when Curry auto-drafted five centers and insisted he was “experimenting with a new meta,” while Kerr reportedly forgot the draft date entirely. The league considered this “conduct detrimental to promotional synergy.”

Adam Silver, NBA Commissioner, issued a stern statement:

“We must hold our players and coaches to the highest standards — even when it comes to fantasy basketball. Failure to comply with promotional obligations threatens the integrity of our entertainment ecosystem.”

Fallout and Reactions

Fans have been left stunned by the decision. The Warriors, a team with a decorated legacy and multiple championships in the last decade, now find themselves completely barred from all team activities — including games, training camps, and even social media posting.

Draymond Green tweeted:

“So we get suspended over a fantasy league but [REDACTED] can drop 15 elbows a game with no calls?”

Meanwhile, Curry was spotted at a mini-golf course in Marin County, casually sinking 40-foot putts and telling local reporters, “I guess I’ll just focus on improving my short game now.”

What’s Next?

League insiders speculate that this may open the door for LeBron James’ Space Jam League, an alternative basketball project rumored to involve holograms, robots, and slightly illegal time travel.

As for the Warriors, they’ve already begun pivoting to other ventures. Steve Kerr is reportedly developing a Netflix docu-series titled “Benched: How I Lost My Team to Fantasy Sports”, while Klay Thompson has entered a professional yacht racing league under the alias “Captain Splash.”

The NBA has not ruled out reinstating the team — if and only if Curry wins next season’s Fantasy League using only second-round rookies and one backup point guard.