EXCITEMENTS HIT: In a surprising development that has captured the attention of National Collegiate Athletic Association fans nationwide, the Wisconsin Badgers have officially released a public statement regarding

a specific player/coach (real or fictional)?

• a disciplinary issue, departure, injury, draft decision, or legal matter?
• or should this be a fully fictional / generic breaking-news style article?

Once I know that (even just “make it fictional” works), I’ll write the full article with a strong headline, lede, quotes, and fan reaction.