BREAKING NEWS: St Louis blues Head Coach Jim Montgomery Makes Shocking Decision That Hurts His Entire Team; Organization Reacts in Shock and Accepts His Resignation Boldly with……. see more

BREAKING NEWS: St. Louis Blues Head Coach Jim Montgomery Makes Shocking Decision That Hurts His Entire Team; Organization Reacts in Shock and Accepts His Resignation Boldly with…

In a move that has left fans, players, and even front office executives speechless, St. Louis Blues Head Coach Jim Montgomery has tendered his immediate resignation, citing what insiders are calling “a sudden philosophical divergence with reality.”

The shocking decision came just minutes before Friday’s practice, when Montgomery reportedly walked into the locker room, tossed his clipboard into a trash can, and said, “We’re running a full goalie rotation… every night.”

Sources close to the team confirm that Montgomery planned to rotate all three goaltenders every single period—a strategy that reportedly left players “emotionally winded” and fans “checking to see if it was April Fool’s.”

“We support Jim, but this… this was bold,” said Blues GM Doug Armstrong in a hastily arranged press conference. “We haven’t seen this kind of chaos since the 2021 reverse retro jerseys.”

Montgomery’s decision, dubbed by analysts as “The Goalie Carousel,” was tested during a closed scrimmage Wednesday night. Reportedly, it ended with backup netminder Joel Hofer asking to be traded to the ECHL “just to get some peace.”

Team captain Brayden Schenn addressed the media shortly after Montgomery’s resignation, saying, “We were confused. I thought it was a prank. Then he handed me a whistle and told me I was the player-coach now.”

The organization has accepted Montgomery’s resignation boldly, releasing a statement that read, in part:

“We thank Coach Montgomery for his creativity, commitment, and… innovation. We now begin our search for a head coach who believes in keeping one goaltender in net for more than 20 minutes at a time.”

What’s Next?

Rumors are already swirling that Craig Berube could make a shocking return, or that the Blues might pull from the college ranks, or even promote a fan from Section 114 who once managed a beer league team to a second-place finish.

Meanwhile, Montgomery has reportedly been spotted at a local Tim Hortons, drawing up new schemes for a 2-defensemen goalie tandem he calls “The Wall.