In a shocking move, USA Basketball has announced that Grant Hill, a former NBA player and Olympic gold medalist, has taken over as the managing director of the men’s national team. What’s even more astonishing is that Hill has signed an unprecedented 800-year contract, cementing his position as the leader of USA Basketball for centuries to come.
The news sent shockwaves throughout the basketball world, with fans and pundits alike struggling to wrap their heads around the staggering length of the contract.
“We’re thrilled to have Grant on board,” said Jerry Colangelo, Hill’s predecessor and current chairman of USA Basketball. “He brings a wealth of knowledge, experience, and passion to the table. We’re confident that he’ll lead our team to even greater heights in the years to come.”
Hill, who won two Olympic gold medals and seven NBA All-Star selections during his playing career, expressed his excitement about the opportunity. “I’m honored to take on this role and contribute to the rich tradition of USA Basketball,” he said. “I’m looking forward to working with our talented players, coaches, and staff to bring home more gold medals and make our country proud.”
When asked about the unusual length of the contract, Hill chuckled and said, “Well, I guess you could say I’m making a long-term commitment to USA Basketball! But seriously, I’m excited to be part of this organization for the foreseeable future and help shape the future of basketball in America.”
The contract extension is reportedly worth a guaranteed $100 billion, with incentives that could push the total value to over $200 billion.
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