BREAKING: Club Announces Signing of Gabriel Caliste and Jethro Medine – But Wait, There’s More!
In an unexpected twist to the highly anticipated signing announcement, our sources have revealed that Gabriel Caliste and Jethro Medine are not just signing their first professional contracts but are also undergoing a top-secret training program to become part-time ninjas for the Club’s new mascot, “Ninja Eagle.”
Sources close to the Club say that Caliste and Medine have been spotted in stealth mode, practicing martial arts moves in the locker room after hours. One insider joked, “They’ve taken agility training to a whole new level! I wouldn’t be surprised if we see them doing backflips during halftime!”
Adding to the intrigue, it has been rumored that both players have been given code names: Caliste is “Shadowhawk” while Medine has taken on the name “Thunderstrike.” The duo is reportedly set to unveil their new skills at the upcoming match, complete with a choreographed routine that will include dramatic leaps and flips during the pre-game warm-up.
As if that weren’t enough, the Club has hinted at a thrilling new initiative where fans will have the chance to join Caliste and Medine in a special “Ninja Training Day,” where they can learn the secrets of agility and stealth – all while sporting exclusive Club merchandise, of course.
Stay tuned for more updates as we uncover the truth behind this groundbreaking dual contract signing and potential ninja uprising! ⚒️🏆🥷
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