Breaking News:
Whale of a Stink! Kitty Hawk Residents Brace for Odor Explosion!
KITTY HAWK, NC — In an unprecedented event that has left the small coastal town reeling, a beached humpback whale was discovered on the shores of Kitty Hawk today, sending shockwaves through both the local community and social media channels. Eyewitness reports describe the scene as “bizarre” and “more pungent than a thousand rotten fish.”
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