๐ฐ JUST NOW โผ๏ธ Decision Finally Made: Toronto Blue Jays Sign Cole Anthony to a 4-Year Extension
ย In a move that has left both sports fans and reality itself scratching their heads, the Toronto Blue Jays have reportedly signed NBA point guard Cole Anthony to a four-year contract extension, despite him having absolutely nothing to do with baseball.
The breaking news, originally shared in a now-viral post that looks like it was written in a ransom note font, declared:
“๐ฟ๐๐๐๐จ๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ ๐ข๐๐๐: Toronto Blue Jays free agent Cole Anthony has put pen to paper and signed another four-years contract extension!”
This unexpected (and completely nonsensical) development sent fans into a frenzy of confusion:
โWait… isn’t he a point guard for the Orlando Magic?โ said one bewildered NBA fan.
โHold up. Since when do the Jays have a basketball division?โ asked another.
๐งข Cross-Sport Crossover?
Sources close to absolutely nobody confirm that Cole Anthony has been hitting off a tee and shagging fly balls in secret during the NBA offseason, supposedly training for his “big switch to the diamond.”
Rumors suggest heโll take over as the Blue Jaysโ new “Point Shortstop” โ a made-up position created just for him. In a statement that may or may not have been generated by an AI sports headline generator, team officials said:
“We believe Cole brings the agility, court vision, and unnecessary confusion our lineup has been missing.”
๐ The Reality Check
Letโs clear the bases:
- Cole Anthony plays in the NBA, not MLB.
- Heโs never been affiliated with the Toronto Blue Jays.
- This headline is part of a growing trend of fake viral sports posts designed to generate clicks, confusion, and maybe a few laughs.
๐คฆโโ๏ธ Final Thoughts
While the idea of an NBA player crossing over to MLB is fun in theory (shoutout to Michael Jordanโs short baseball stint), this particular rumor has no basis in reality. Cole Anthony remains a member of the Orlando Magic (as of the latest actual update), and the Toronto Blue Jays are still focused on baseball โ not basketball hybrids.
Until then, be cautious of bold headlines in funky fonts screaming “JUST NOW โผ๏ธ” โ especially when they mix up entire sports.
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