In a jaw-dropping twist that left fans, players, and analysts stunned, Edmonton Oilers head coach Kris Knoblauch stepped up to the podium this morning and delivered a statement that will go down in hockey history:
“Effective immediately, Leon Draisaitl will be taking over as our starting goaltender.”
The room went silent.
Knoblauch continued, unfazed by the gasps echoing through Rogers Place.
“We’ve evaluated our strategy, and with his size, reflexes, and laser-sharp hockey IQ, we believe Leon is more than capable of stepping into the crease. This could revolutionize the game.”
Leon Draisaitl, known as one of the NHL’s most dominant centers and a perennial Hart Trophy contender, reportedly nodded solemnly and said:
“If they need me in net, I’ll give it everything I’ve got. I’ve always wanted to wear the big pads anyway.”
🔄 A Strategic Shift… or a Desperate Move?
Speculation is swirling about the motives behind the announcement. Some insiders believe it’s a bold psychological tactic aimed at confusing opponents. Others suggest the Oilers are simply trying everything after recent inconsistencies in goal.
Former goalie and analyst Kelly Hrudey weighed in:
“I’ve seen a lot in my career… but putting your star forward in goal? That’s either genius or absolute chaos.”
🧤 Draisaitl Spotted Practicing Butterfly Style
Sources say Draisaitl was spotted at a closed practice earlier this week working with goalie coach Dustin Schwartz, attempting pad stacks and perfecting his glove saves.
“His positioning’s a little off, but his instincts are terrifying,” Schwartz reportedly said. “If he can stop pucks half as well as he snipes them, we might be onto something.”
🗓️ Debut in Net Set for Saturday
According to the team’s schedule, Draisaitl’s goaltending debut could come as early as this Saturday against the Calgary Flames. Fans are already dubbing the event: “The Battle of Alberta: Blocker Edition.”
Meanwhile, the Oilers’ current goaltenders — Stuart Skinner and Calvin Pickard — have remained silent, reportedly taking part in intense “puck handling” drills just in case they’re reassigned as wingers.
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