_Verstappen Announces Plans to Drive with Eyes Closed for Entire 2024 Season_
[Scene: Red Bull Racing Headquarters]
Max Verstappen: “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m excited to reveal my new driving strategy for 2024. After intense mental preparation and training, I’ll be driving with my eyes closed for the entire season.”
Reporter 1: “Max, have you lost your mind?”
Max Verstappen: “Not at all. I’ve mastered the art of intuition. My instincts will guide me through the tracks.”
Christian Horner (Red Bull Team Principal): “We’ve run simulations, and Max’s lap times are surprisingly competitive… even with his eyes closed.”
Max Verstappen: “I’ve developed a sixth sense. I can feel the track, anticipate turns, and react to unexpected situations.”
Helmut Marko (Red Bull Advisor): “We’re confident in Max’s abilities. This innovative approach will give us an edge over the competition.”
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